Humor Quotes
“You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.”
“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.”
-- William Temple
“Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.”
-- Eric Sevareid
“In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.”
-- Thomas Jefferson
“It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.”
-- Edgar Rice Burroghs
“I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart.”
-- Kate Walsh
“We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.”
-- Bil Keane
“Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.”
-- Berkeley Breathed