Humor Quotes
“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.”
“If golf wasn't enjoyable and there wasn't a lot of humor and enjoyment, even though the game is so frustrating, you would wonder why you put yourself through it.”
-- Ray Romano
“I think superheroes are heroes with flaws, and in their flaws, there is a sense of humor.”
-- Peter Segal
“I believe that economists put decimal points in their forecasts to show they have a sense of humor.”
-- William Gilmore Simms
“I love doing comedy. You don't get many good comedy scripts. They're rare. But, I do love playing comedy. Even in drama, I like to try to find the humor because I think it's very human.”
-- Colm Meaney
“I've always chosen my band members based on their sense of humor. It might sound stupid, but it means not only are they fun to live with on a tour bus for years, but humor implies intelligence.”
-- Kristin Hersh