“Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.”

“I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.”

“Humor that is edgy is never squeaky clean.”

“Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.”

“The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.”

“A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.”

“True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.”

“The great thing about university is that they incline you to get up and do it, from the Classics to modern plays, to the humor that Monty Pythons made popular.”

“I think that sense of humor is important in marriage. A sense of humor gets people through marriage.”