Humor Quotes
“I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.”
“The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.”
-- Andre Rieu
“Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.”
-- Romain Gary
“Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.”
-- Harry S. Truman
“The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.”
-- Karen Hughes