Humor Quotes
“If a dog doesn't put you first where are you both? In what relation? A dog needs God. It lives by your glances, your wishes. It even shares your humor. This happens about the fifth year. If it doesn't happen you are only keeping an animal.”
“Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.”
-- Dan Auerbach
“You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.”
-- Terry Bradshaw
“I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.”
-- Joaquin Phoenix
“Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth.”
-- Mark Van Doren