Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
“I don't think it's possible to have a sense of tragedy without having a sense of humor.”
-- Christopher Hitchens
“Anybody with a sense of humor is going to put on my album and laugh from beginning to end.”
-- Eminem
“The combination of landing the biggest interview of my career and having a drill in my back reminds me that God only gives us what we can handle and that it helps to have a good sense of humor when we run smack into the absurdity of life.”
-- Robin Roberts
“A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke - and that the joke is oneself.”
-- Clifton Paul Fadiman
“True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.”
-- Thomas Carlyle