Humor Quotes

“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”

-- Adam Carolla

“The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.”

-- Andre Rieu

“Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.”

-- Romain Gary

“Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.”

-- Harry S. Truman

“The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.”

-- Karen Hughes

“The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.”

-- Arthur Hailey

“Total absence of humor renders life impossible.”

-- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“I have a dark sense of humor.”

-- Olivia Munn

“Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.”

-- Hank Ketcham

“Mixing humor and politics is something that works.”

-- Bryan Cranston