Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
“To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.”
-- Mike Mills
“I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.”
-- Carmen Electra
“Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.”
-- Thomas W. Higginson
“I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.”
-- John Malkovich
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
-- Bill Cosby