Humor Quotes
“The reason why you know more funny dudes than funny chicks is that dudes are funnier than chicks. If my daughter has a mediocre sense of humor, I'm just gonna tell her, 'Be a staff writer for a sitcom. Because they'll have to hire you, they can't really fire you, and you don't have to produce that much. It'll be awesome.'”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
-- William James
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
-- Henry Ward Beecher
“I'm sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I've never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them.”
-- Ayelet Waldman
“I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.”
-- Anne Wilson Schaef