Humor Quotes
“Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.”
“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.”
-- William Temple
“Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.”
-- Eric Sevareid
“In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.”
-- Thomas Jefferson
“It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.”
-- Edgar Rice Burroghs
“I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart.”
-- Kate Walsh
“We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.”
-- Bil Keane
“Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.”
-- Berkeley Breathed