Humor Quotes
“People who know me , they know I have a sense of humor, I'm a bit of a joker, a bit of a clown really, and I would love someone to exploit that side of me and send me a romantic comedy.”
“The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the forth for my enemies.”
-- William Temple
“Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power without humor.”
-- Eric Sevareid
“In truth, politeness is artificial good humor, it covers the natural want of it, and ends by rendering habitual a substitute nearly equivalent to the real virtue.”
-- Thomas Jefferson
“It never seems to occur to some people, that, like beauty, a sense of humor may sometimes be fatal.”
-- Edgar Rice Burroghs
“I don't need someone with a hot body. He can be fat or overweight and have a belly. It's very much about style and substance and humor, interest, curiosity and really being smart.”
-- Kate Walsh
“We are, in the comics, the last frontier of good, wholesome family humor and entertainment.”
-- Bil Keane
“Negative humor is forgotten immediately. It's the stuff that makes us feel better about our lives that lives long. Much more satisfying. Enter children's books.”
-- Berkeley Breathed