“Comedy is so hard to do, so it was very cool to do dead pan humor.”

“Athletes tend to have less of a sense of humor than most people. They are heroes to so many. That might be part of it.”

“My books are shelved in different places, depending on the bookstore. Sometimes they can be found in the Mystery section, sometimes in the Humor department, and occasionally even in the Literature aisle, which is somewhat astounding.”

“I'll do humor about myself, I'll poke fun and everything, but that's me and I can do it to me. I think it's cruel to do it to somebody else.”

“Humor can be one of our best survival tools.”

“I was a precocious only child, and then I went through a fat, awkward stage for several years, so I learned to fall back on my humor and personality when I was growing up. It's how you survive, so I think it was more of a natural progression for me, developing into comedy.”

“I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.”

“Imagination was given to man to compensate him for what he is not a sense of humor to console him for what he is.”

“You probably found 'How to Survive a Robot Uprising' in the humor section. Let's just hope that is where it belongs.”