Humor Quotes
“There are two insults no human being will endure: that he has no sense of humor, and that he has never known trouble.”
“The overwhelming majority of Americans are possessed of two great qualities a sense of humor and a sense of proportion.”
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt
“All the people who follow me on Twitter know my sense of humor. I sometimes forget the blogosphere will give it more weight than I intended.”
-- Kurt Sutter
“You see, that's another thing that my parents gave me: an enormously great sense of humor.”
-- Liza Minnelli
“I was a little shocked at how adult some of the humor was, because I was never that into animation before and when I watched 'Shrek' I really laughed out loud.”
-- Cheryl Hines
“Humor can be an incredible lacerating and effective weapon. And that is the way I use it.”
-- Carl Hiaasen
“Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?”
-- Frank Moore Colby
“There are so many things to talk about between black people, Hispanic people, white people, gay people, men, women, it's all based on fear. We all have fears, this thing that stops us from embracing as we are one. We are never going to be one. People are messed up, but humor lets us see how ignorant we can be.”
-- Marlon Wayans