“My fam is just a regular family. But all of them have great senses of humor.”

“Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.”

“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.”

“Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.”

“A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.”

“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”

“No mind is thoroughly well organized that is deficient in a sense of humor.”

“I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.”

“Women, as they grow older, rely more and more on cosmetics. Men, as they grow older, rely more and more on a sense of humor.”