Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“Bands from Akron have a sense of humor and don't tend to take themselves too seriously.”
-- Dan Auerbach
“You find out in life that people really like you funny. So what do you give 'em? Humor. And then if you show them the other side, they don't like you as much. I find, too, that I can hide behind the idiot's mask being funny, and you never see the sorrow or the pain.”
-- Terry Bradshaw
“I have this horrible sense of humor where I think discomfort is funny - partly because I experience discomfort a lot, and it's a way of laughing at it and getting a release.”
-- Joaquin Phoenix
“Nothing in man is more serious than his sense of humor it is the sign that he wants all the truth.”
-- Mark Van Doren