Humor Quotes

“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”

-- Richard Roeper

“The waltz is a very important part of my life. It's a very important way for me to express my positiveness, bringing humor to the world.”

-- Andre Rieu

“Humor is an affirmation of dignity, a declaration of man's superiority to all that befalls him.”

-- Romain Gary

“Any man who has had the job I've had and didn't have a sense of humor wouldn't still be here.”

-- Harry S. Truman

“The President has a wonderful sense of humor, which is one of the reasons it is so much fun to work for him.”

-- Karen Hughes

“The president of General Motors was in a foul humor.”

-- Arthur Hailey

“Total absence of humor renders life impossible.”

-- Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

“I have a dark sense of humor.”

-- Olivia Munn

“Anyone in the humor business isn't thinking clearly if he doesn't surround himself with idea people. Otherwise, you settle for mediocrity - or you burn yourself out.”

-- Hank Ketcham

“Mixing humor and politics is something that works.”

-- Bryan Cranston