Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“To me, sadness and humor aren't disrelated and humor is the best tool I've had against the sadness in my life.”
-- Mike Mills
“I want someone who can keep me on my toes, has a good sense of humor and a good heart.”
-- Carmen Electra
“Nothing is so galling to a people not broken in from the birth as a paternal, or in other words a meddling government, a government which tells them what to read and say and eat and drink and wear.”
-- Thomas W. Higginson
“I don't understand how somebody wouldn't have a sense of humor about themselves.”
-- John Malkovich
“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.”
-- Bill Cosby