Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“Sometimes the only way to deal with horrific things in life is through a dark sense of humor.”
-- Margaret Cho
“Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.”
-- Sarah Silverman
“Don't wish me happiness - I don't expect to be happy it's gotten beyond that, somehow. Wish me courage and strength and a sense of humor - I will need them all.”
-- Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“A good actor is someone who knows how to take the part and make it real and make it honest and be effective in it. If it's in a funny movie and, as long as they are cast in an appropriate way, humor will come from it.”
-- Ivan Reitman
“Humor has been the balm of my life, but it's been reserved for those close to me, not part of the public Lana.”
-- Lana Turner