Humor Quotes
“Whether it's viewers of the show or readers of my columns and books, I'm consistently impressed with their wit, humor and insight. That goes for about 95 percent of the audience. The other five percent are why the 'Delete' option and restraining orders were invented.”
“Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of humor is just common sense, dancing.”
-- William James
“A person without a sense of humor is like a wagon without springs. It's jolted by every pebble on the road.”
-- Henry Ward Beecher
“I'm sure there are people who survive tragedy without humor, but I've never met any of them. Nor would I be particularly interested in writing about them if I did meet them.”
-- Ayelet Waldman
“I realize that humor isn't for everyone. It's only for people who want to have fun, enjoy life, and feel alive.”
-- Anne Wilson Schaef