“The average bright young man who is drafted hates the whole business because an army always tries to eliminate the individual differences in men.”

“Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done.”

“Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.”

“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”