“I think my best work is when I'm kind of in charge.”

“I'm in show business... I want to hang out with Janet Jackson, not Jesse Jackson.”

“I love being famous. It's almost like being white.”

“Sometimes people offer you plays, they offer you parts, but they only offer it because I'm famous.”

“Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?”

“A sense of humor is great - it goes a long, long way in a marriage.”

“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.”

“Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to look for movies with white guys falling out of them.”

“Dude, I didn't say Jude Law can't act. I didn't say Jude Law was in bad movies. I just said he's in every movie.”

“Movies have takes. But plays are like life - you don't really get takes.”

“My movies are okay, but they're not my specials.”

“Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the population and 90% of the final four.”