“What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our business is taken care of and then we turn on a dime and we immediately start taking care of people. It's like a shock and aw shucks campaign.”

“You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3 R's only one begins with an R.”

“The American education system couldn't be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary of Education were Ed Wood.”

“I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down thing for me. I had the best job in sports broadcasting for two years.”