“Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to irritate the situation by making an effort. If you have a burning, restless urge to write or paint, simply eat something sweet and the feeling will pass.”

“Andy Warhol made fame more famous.”

“Food is an important part of a balanced diet.”

“You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral characters. The most you can hope for is that people will pretend that they do.”

“Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.”

“If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.”

“Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.”