“The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose.”

“Thank you, God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough.”

“Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function.”

“Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough. Thank you for the rain. And for the chance to wake up in three hours and go fishing: I thank you for that now, because I won't feel so thankful then.”