“George Bernard Shaw”
“You use a glass mirror to see your face you use works of art to see your soul.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to our children that honesty is the best policy.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“The things most people want to know about are usually none of their business.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“If all the economists were laid end to end, they'd never reach a conclusion.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“What Englishman will give his mind to politics as long as he can afford to keep a motor car?”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“If you cannot get rid of the family skeleton, you may as well make it dance.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Perhaps the greatest social service that can be rendered by anybody to the country and to mankind is to bring up a family.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Parentage is a very important profession, but no test of fitness for it is ever imposed in the interest of the children.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“A little learning is a dangerous thing, but we must take that risk because a little is as much as our biggest heads can hold.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“I learned long ago, never to wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“If history repeats itself, and the unexpected always happens, how incapable must Man be of learning from experience.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Miracles, in the sense of phenomena we cannot explain, surround us on every hand: life itself is the miracle of miracles.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“You are going to let the fear of poverty govern you life and your reward will be that you will eat, but you will not live.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die do not outlive yourself.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart's desire the other is to get it.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“All my life affection has been showered upon me, and every forward step I have made has been taken in spite of it.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“There are two tragedies in life. One is to lose your heart's desire. The other is to gain it.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers of feeling. When your heart is broken, your boats are burned: nothing matters any more. It is the end of happiness and the beginning of peace.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“Success does not consist in never making mistakes but in never making the same one a second time.”
-- George Bernard Shaw