“As a freelance writer, I'd be asked to become an expert for various magazines on any subject, whether food or wine or history or the life span of veterinarians. I was completely unschooled in any of these things.”

“My type of humor is me not caring whether people know what I'm talking about or not.”

“As you know, the thing that I know the least about is the topic of sports.”

“All I can ask from society is that it please stop telling me why I should like sports.”

“Hosting a TV show is a full-time job in which success is defined by it never ending.”