“What I'm doing is art - it's low-brow art but there's a magic in that.”

“I don't have the best body in the world, but I know for a fact that I have a really good voice.”

“I put on the best live show, the absolute best live show I can possibly can.”

“You don't have to carry a designer bag that costs more than a car to look cool.”

“I'm really fun. I'm ridiculously fun. I hope I'm infectiously fun.”

“I hope to bring much more attention to important issues and change for issues and practices that are harming animals.”

“You have to have a sense of humor about life to get through it.”

“I'm just very amused by five-year-old humor.”