“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”

“After a fellow gets famous it doesn't take long for someone to bob up that used to sit by him in school.”

“Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.”

“We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate.”

“Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.”

“Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.”

“No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.”

“There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?”