“I get a lot of return business. I think it's all those years I put in traveling around the country people saw me before and had a good time so they want to see me again.”

“To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior.'”

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”

“There are different kinds of humor, some is sarcastic, some introspective. Introspective fit my personality better.”

“I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.”

“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”

“I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.”

“In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.”