“Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.”

“I'm healthy, have a loving and adorable family, great hunting dogs, a gravity defying musical career and most importantly, fuzzy-headed idiots hate me.”

“For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.”

“For the Nugent family, fast food is a running herbivore.”

“My idea of fast food is a mallard.”

“Vegetarians are cool. All I eat are vegetarians - except for the occasional mountain lion steak.”

“Mankind: A quality of life upgrade is available to each and every one of you. It should give you a quality of life upgrade, which means no drugs, no alcohol, no fast food - unless, of course, it's a mallard.”

“The good news is that real-world hands-on conservation is alive and well and catching on across the America I travel.”

“I don't pay to have my dirty work done for me. I do it myself.”