“The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.”

“All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.”

“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”

“Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.”

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”

“When we have lost everything, including hope, life becomes a disgrace, and death a duty.”

“Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.”

“Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she'll expect you to keep up the standard for the rest of your life.”

“If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no point in being a damn fool about it.”

“Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water.”