“I am cursed with computers something always goes wrong.”

“Your car should drive itself. It's amazing to me that we let humans drive cars... It's a bug that cars were invented before computers.”

“Why does everyone think the future is space helmets, silver foil, and talking like computers, like a bad episode of Star Trek?”

“I don't look at computers as opponents. For me it is much more interesting to beat humans.”

“I know so many people who actually just watch television on their computers now and don't even really watch their TV anymore.”

“Computers may save time but they sure waste a lot of paper. About 98 percent of everything printed out by a computer is garbage that no one ever reads.”

“I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.”

“The big question society will have to answer is whether it wants computers thinking like humans.”

“While the recent addition of the National Guard providing a support role manning computers and cameras has allowed more Border Patrol agents to work the field, more agents are still needed.”

“But I'm so slow on it because I find it terribly hard writing blind on computers. The computer speaks to me, but it's just so slow, I'm so terribly slow using it.”

“One of the things that is not so good is that a decision was made long ago about the size of an IP address - 32 bits. At the time it was a number much larger than anyone could imagine ever having that many computers but it turned out to be to small.”

“A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.”

“People don't understand computers. Computers are magical boxes that do things. People believe what computers tell them.”

“I have three brothers and they're all into computers. They're all intellects. My mother would pay me a quarter a page to read a book and I couldn't make 50 cents. I just couldn't do it.”

“Computers and the Internet have made it really easy to rant. It's made everyone overly opinionated.”

“Security is, I would say, our top priority because for all the exciting things you will be able to do with computers - organizing your lives, staying in touch with people, being creative - if we don't solve these security problems, then people will hold back.”

“I look like a geeky hacker, but I don't know anything about computers.”

“Well, we didn't have our original drummer on our last record. And most of that album was not played as a band in the studio. It was mostly the world of computers and overdubs. There was very few things played live or worked out as a band.”

“One of the most feared expressions in modern times is 'The computer is down.'”

“You couldn't have fed the '50s into a computer and come out with the '60s.”

“When I'm not writing or tweaking my computer, I do embroidery. When I'm not plunging into the past, tweaking, or embroidering, I'm reading books about history, computers, or embroidery.”