“My daughter's mother and I are no longer dating, and the people I'm most likely to date are those around me, who are athletes.”

“I always say now that I'm in my blonde years. Because since the end of my marriage, all of my girlfriends have been blonde.”

“If I'm with a man, is that going to prevent me from achieving my goal? What sacrifices will I have to make in terms of being myself, if I'm with a man? Something that young women find out really quickly is that when you start dating, all of a sudden you're supposed to have a role. You're not allowed to just be yourself.”

“My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to.”

“Like many of you, I've always been slightly obsessed with vampires, dating back to the prime-time series 'Dark Shadows,' which I followed avidly as a kid.”

“Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things.”

“I am dating, but it is hard to find someone quick enough and funny enough. I am quite demanding.”

“You are not alone with a guy until you are a proper age. You don't go to certain levels with men until you are married or you have a certain relationship.”

“I'm a fan of horrors. I love the ones that make you jump. My girlfriend hates it. I've been dating her for one-and-a-half years and I'm crazy about her, but she's terrified of horror films. Not the cute 'Will you hold me?' way, but she's weeping. With 'House of Wax,' we'll be sleeping and I'll go to the bathroom and she's sitting up waiting for me.”

“You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'.”

“However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.”

“Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.”

“I'm often dating people, but I don't say it because you sort of know it won't last long.”

“I grew up between the two world wars and received a rather solid general education, the kind middle class children enjoyed in a country whose educational system had its roots dating back to the Austro-Hungarian Monarchy.”

“If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you.”

“I'm finally dating. It's fun.”

“I don't understand the whole dating thing. I know right off the bat if I'm interested in someone, and I don't want them to waste their money on me and take me out to eat if I know I'm not interested in that person.”

“I think more dating stuff is scheduling. It's needing people who understand your work schedule.”

“I was dating this guy and we would spend all day text messaging each other. And he thought that he could tell that he liked me more because he actually spelt the word 'YOU' and I just put the letter 'U'.”

“I am a hopeless romantic and I love to spoil my girlfriends.”

“Practically all the relationships I know are based on a foundation of lies and mutually accepted delusion.”