“My biggest pet peeve are just girls who go to sports bars who have no intention on caring what teams are playing, like they're looking for just a night out. That drives me more crazy than anything else. Like, don't pretend to be a sports fan.”

“It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more.”

“Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.”

“Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.”

“The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.”

“To me, a cat is an easy pet, they don't need any spoiling or looking after.”

“As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows, cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind.”

“I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.”

“A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.”

“Kittens can happen to anyone.”

“I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.”

“Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.”

“There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats.”

“I have this pet thing about how global communications are moving so fast now, throwing information at you, making everything available to you, and yet I feel it's leaving us more and more isolated.”

“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

“Perhaps it is because cats do not live by human patterns, do not fit themselves into prescribed behavior, that they are so united to creative people.”

“Cats don't like change without their consent.”

“Our pets rely on us entirely for their nutrition. So if you're making your own judgments, that could lead to a mistake. At the same time, we have more control over our pet's diet than we do with our children or with ourselves, so your vet can tell you what is appropriate for your dog and you can assign them that.”

“I've got a new invention. It's a revolving bowl for tired goldfish.”

“Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.”

“A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.”