Pet Quotes
“I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytraps, a fruit fly farm and sea monkeys.”
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
-- Rita Rudner
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
-- Christopher Morley
“Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.”
-- Brian P. Cleary
“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.”
-- Zachary Levi