“Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.”

“I brought a Border Collie back home to Vancouver from Wales - where some of my ancestors are from - and needed to challenge him in other ways than just being my pet. So I investigated sheep herding and took a few lessons, and decided I was probably learning more than my dog!”

“My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it.”

“We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.”

“I have studied many philosophers and many cats. The wisdom of cats is infinitely superior.”

“Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.”

“There's just me and my wife and a dog and we feed him Healthy Choice also.”

“It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.”

“The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.”