Pet Quotes
“My parents were very permissive when it came to animals. As long as we earned the money to buy them and built whatever structure it was they were going to live in, we could have any kind of pet we wanted. They would have let us have a rhinoceros if we could have afforded it.”
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
-- Rita Rudner
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
-- Christopher Morley
“Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.”
-- Brian P. Cleary
“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.”
-- Zachary Levi