Pet Quotes
“And I strongly believe people should rescue dogs, or, at the very least, listen to Bob Barker and have your pet spayed or neutered.”
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
-- Rita Rudner
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
-- Christopher Morley
“Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.”
-- Brian P. Cleary
“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.”
-- Zachary Levi