Pet Quotes
“It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet microchipped and registered with your contact information because then they can be located and the owners can track where their pets are.”
“We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bought a dog. Well, it's cheaper, and you get more feet.”
-- Rita Rudner
“No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.”
-- Christopher Morley
“Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.”
-- Brian P. Cleary
“I could probably give you a list of a dozen pet peeves I have about my own physicality and why I couldn't get a second date.”
-- Zachary Levi