Work Quotes
“I had a stick of CareFree gum, but it didn't work. I felt pretty good while I was blowing that bubble, but as soon as the gum lost its flavor, I was back to pondering my mortality.”
“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.”
-- George Carlin
“I think the person who takes a job in order to live - that is to say, for the money - has turned himself into a slave.”
-- Joseph Campbell
“As much as I would love to be a person that goes to parties and has a couple of drinks and has a nice time, that doesn't work for me. I'd just rather sit at home and read, or go out to dinner with someone, or talk to someone I love, or talk to somebody that makes me laugh.”
-- Daniel Radcliffe
“If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account.”
-- Al Goldstein
“If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.”
-- Bob Hope
“I don't mean to be arrogant and I really appreciate my fans but talking about what I am doing is not something I'm good at. I do what I do and that's it. I want to get back to my work and do more of it instead of talking about it.”
-- Henry Rollins