Work Quotes
“Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.”
“If you have a success you have it for the wrong reasons. If you become popular it is always because of the worst aspects of your work.”
-- Ernest Hemingway
“Government's role should be only to keep the playing field level, and to work hand in hand with business on issues such as employment. But beyond this, to as great an extent as possible, it should get the hell out of the way.”
-- Jesse Ventura
“America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.”
-- Evan Esar