“A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.”

“The creed of a true saint is to make the best of life, and to make the most of it.”

“A woman's best protection is a little money of her own.”

“My imagination completely controls me, and forever feeds the fire that burns with dark red light in my heart by bringing me the best dreams. I've always had a wild imagination, a big heart and a tortured soul so I feel that dark fantasy, love and horror are in my blood.”

“Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil in its worst state, an intolerable one.”

“He who laughs most, learns best.”

“The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him there.”

“Each of us has been put on earth with the ability to do something well. We cheat ourselves and the world if we don't use that ability as best we can.”

“I've always believed that there are funny people everywhere, but they're just not comedians. In fact, some of my best comedic inspirations were not professional entertainers.”