Best Quotes
“The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1.”
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“The death of my father is probably the biggest thing that I ever faced. Daddy and I were best friends.”
-- Joel Osteen
“The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.”
-- Charles Lamb
“We should often blush for our very best actions, if the world did but see all the motives upon which they were done.”
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.”
-- Thomas Fuller