Best Quotes
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
“The best people renounce all for one goal, the eternal fame of mortals but most people stuff themselves like cattle.”
-- Heraclitus
“Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.”
-- Jean Kerr
“That's what liberalism is all about, is promoting incompetence on the basis it's fair, because people would be the best if they weren't discriminated against.”
-- Rush Limbaugh
“Part of the reason for the ugliness of adults, in a child's eyes, is that the child is usually looking upwards, and few faces are at their best when seen from below.”
-- George Orwell
“I'll tell you one thing: Don't ever give anybody your best advice, because they're not going to follow it.”
-- Jack Nicholson