Best Quotes
“I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself.”
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“The death of my father is probably the biggest thing that I ever faced. Daddy and I were best friends.”
-- Joel Osteen
“The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.”
-- Charles Lamb
“We should often blush for our very best actions, if the world did but see all the motives upon which they were done.”
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.”
-- Thomas Fuller