Best Quotes
“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby's temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who's boss.”
“If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance.”
-- George Bernard Shaw
“The death of my father is probably the biggest thing that I ever faced. Daddy and I were best friends.”
-- Joel Osteen
“The human species, according to the best theory I can form of it, is composed of two distinct races, the men who borrow and the men who lend.”
-- Charles Lamb
“We should often blush for our very best actions, if the world did but see all the motives upon which they were done.”
-- Francois de La Rochefoucauld
“Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.”
-- Thomas Fuller