Birthday Quotes
“We didn't have a whole lot of money when I was growing up either. I would always ask for magic books or magic tricks for my birthday or for Christmas and the rest of the year I either had to mow lawns or find part time jobs to help supplement the cost of doing magic.”
“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”
-- Lawrence Tierney
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
-- Art Buchwald
“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
-- Audrey Hepburn