Birthday Quotes

“I can put my legs behind my head and sing 'Happy Birthday.' Because that's something that me and my friends used to do when we were in gymnastics class as kids, and I can still do it. I was doing it since I was 8 and 9. They used to call me Gumby. Very bendy.”

-- Emmy Rossum

“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”

-- Lawrence Tierney

“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.”

-- Paris Hilton

“I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.”

-- Bindi Irwin

“New Year's Day is every man's birthday.”

-- Charles Lamb

“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”

-- Art Buchwald

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”

-- Audrey Hepburn

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”

-- Jean Paul

“I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.”

-- Susan Orlean

“To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.”

-- John Burroughs