Birthday Quotes
“I get uncomfortable when people give me presents and watch me open them. I don't have birthday parties, because the idea of a group of people singing and looking at me while I'm blowing out candles gives me hives.”
“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”
-- Lawrence Tierney
“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”
-- Art Buchwald
“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”
-- Audrey Hepburn