Birthday Quotes

“The Queen of Crafts herself, Martha Stewart, and I have the same birthday. I prefer to think it's the glue-gun wielding, perfect-tart-producing Martha and not the copper pan-throwing, jail-going Martha. But I suppose if I am going to share a calendar square with some of Martha, I have to share it with all of Martha.”

-- Sloane Crosley

“Mattresses! Beautiful! Let's go buy a couple of mattresses. Give 'em to people for their birthday.”

-- Lawrence Tierney

“The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.”

-- Paris Hilton

“I love having my birthday at Australia Zoo.”

-- Bindi Irwin

“New Year's Day is every man's birthday.”

-- Charles Lamb

“This is a wonderful way to celebrate an 80th birthday... I wanted to be 65 again, but they wouldn't let me - Homeland Security.”

-- Art Buchwald

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and finding you're exactly the same.”

-- Audrey Hepburn

“Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.”

-- Jean Paul

“I want a chainsaw very badly, because I think cutting down a tree would be unbelievably satisfying. I have asked for a chainsaw for my birthday, but I think I'll probably be given jewelry instead.”

-- Susan Orlean

“To me - old age is always ten years older than I am.”

-- John Burroughs